Friday, May 25, 2018

NFL's new anti-kneeling policy

New NFL Policy Requires All Players To Honor Patriotic Spirit Of Subservience That American Flag Represents


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Goodnight Nanny-Cam: A Parody for Modern Parents
In the great green-certified room
There was a smartphone
And a silver spoon
And a picture of—

A high-contrast, brain-stimulating black-and-white moon

And there was a musical concert by Baby Mozart

And high window guards
And French flash cards

And a fireplace safety gate
And toys without phthalate

And a sterilizer and bottle brush and bowl full of organic mush

And a bilingual nanny who was whispering “hush”

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Kevin Drum

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