The eclipse: Who cares?

Okay, I understand why astronomers, astrologists, journalists and those who study the cosmos have to care, but the rest of us? Nope. A big fucking Ho, and a big fucking Hum.

The movement of the planets has never been of any interest to me, since that process has no human significance. 

Landing a man on the moon was a great technical achievement, but, in the humble opinion of this earthling, a cosmic waste of money.