Tuesday, March 23, 2021

‘No way to prevent this,’ says only nation where it regularly happens

This story just in:

BOULDER, CO—In the hours following a violent rampage in Colorado in which a lone attacker killed 10 individuals and injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. 

“This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Kansas resident Andrew Thompson, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who live in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. 

“It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what he really wanted.” 

At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”

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4 Comments:

At 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Majority of people dying by guns are killed by hand guns. Majority of minorities being killed by hand guns are in democrat ram states where they all would like to defund the police where they need them the most. But I guess you only care about the cops when there is a homeless person sleeping in front of your home.

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oakland homicides by hand gun in 2020 was 106 people. 99.9% black. We haven’t begun to count 2021. More than any single “mass shooting” by a person with mental problems. Why not talk about those black people and go protest in Oakland Mr “Anti-racist”

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s more like a phony left-wing justification for taking away people’s guns. Black on black murders are committed with illegal guns.

Best way to control a population in fascist fashion is to 1. Control their beliefs which is what the left is good at. Then 2. Take away their ability to defend themselves. Then you have a dictatorship.

Your putting blame on the gun an not the individual. Sounds like an irate parent pissed off at their kids school wanting to go to court because they don’t ask their child if they’ve done their homework at home. Under your logic what your basically saying is that just because you yourself are a jackass therefore all democrats and every lefty must be jackasses.

You’ve never gone through the process of purchasing a gun. It’s not that easy and it takes time. You don’t even know the difference between and assault weapon and or any other gun.

I’ll accept the asshole remark as I can use a little bit of an attitude adjustment. Better than being a dumb fuck something you ass is stuck with for life. An incurable chronic problem.

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

I have zero interest in guns, though I did own a cap pistol when I was a kid. By the time I was ten years old, I lost interest. You, however, have never outgrown some kind of childish fascination with guns. You really need to talk it over with your therapist or your significant other.

We're not going to take your guns, but we will make it harder for you to buy one. It's hard now? Good hope we can make it harder soon!

 

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