We're Number One!

Mother Jones

On the other hand:

Of course Germany will beat us---but even in Italy and the UK people are dying faster than people in the US! 

Trump of course is trying to fix this by botching the federal government's response to the pandemic so badly it's killing more Americans.

He's also taking a personal sacrifice on behalf of conservative ideology by taking hexachlorophene himself, calling up memories of Jim Jones and his Kool-Aid.

Will everyone in the West Wing be required to take it? Vice President Pence has already said his doctor doesn't think it's right for him, but surely he should take it because it's right for the Trump team! 

JIm Jones didn't allow doctors to interfere when he dispensed the Kool-Aid.

See also Jim Jones, Harvey Milk, and the left.