Mangle this, pal
This video was created by Metro Los Angeles, but the folks at SMART also apparently think people in Marin are morons. Some safety tips from SMART:
Never stop your car on the railroad tracks. Do not cross the tracks until you are sure your vehicle will be able to get across safely.
Please be patient: Obey all crossing signals and signage.
Never walk on railroad tracks. Walking on the tracks is unsafe and illegal.
Mangled language bonus: To all government agencies around the globe, plain old "signs" are now "signage."