Monday, November 15, 2010

Comment from a fashion critic

Bevin Dufty

Anonymous writes:


I know this kind of vulgarity isn’t your style, but I figure you’re the only local blog that would even consider publishing it, and someone has to say it. It’s about the current goatee fad you now see on men everywhere. Guys are adopting the goatee look, but they don’t seem to understand that it makes their faces look like cunts, with a horizontal opening instead of a vertical one. With all due respect to the female organ---and God knows I’ve paid my respects over the years---it’s disconcerting to be confronted with cunt-faced men everywhere you turn---on TV newscasters, athletes, the guy in the coffee house, politicians, hipsters on bikes and skateboards, etc. We used to think that women were the ones who are slaves to fashion, but let’s face it, guys are just as bad, since they seem to think it’s fashionable and okay to groom their faces to look like cunts! Don’t they see that when they trim their fussy, cunt-like beards in the morning? No, I guess they all must think they look cool. I’m just saying: dudes, take a look!



At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this one qualify ?

At 8:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep it is good to know that during a time in our City when crime is out of control and tax revenue can no longer fund the $1 Billion progressive's social programs that should be taken care of by a regional, state and national approach....that the REAL problem of facial hair is of such concern.

At 9:16 AM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

No, I don't qualify, since I have a full beard, not a goatee.

At 1:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, we get it: you don't like goatees. But really, you ought to see a mental health professional about your obsession with the female vagina, and your apparent compulsion to imagine it everywhere. You sound a bit cuckoo.

At 9:05 AM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

Remedial reader, please note: this post is a comment and doesn't have my byline. And this is the only time in almost five years that the female organ has been referred to on this blog.


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