Drones, UFOs? Ask Trump

New York Times

Easiest way to settle questions about drones and aircraft in our skies? Just ask Donald Trump. He knows all about the issue:

"Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." (December 2018.)

"I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have." (January 2019.)

"Having a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do." (January 2019.)

If you're ancient like me, you probably remember Watch Mister Wizard, an early TV show that explained scientific principles with simple experiments. 

Trump could call his press conferences "Ask President Trump" and use them for monologues about, well, everything, because nobody knows more than Donald Trump.