The Book of Mormon

From Up in the Valley:

Sister Pincock, from North Carolina. Sister Madsen, from New Mexico. Proselytizing on Rayen St. They were so nice and so far from home it was all I could do not to invite them over for dinner. I had to tell at least two white lies to make my escape. Lying to Mormon girls! Behold the perfidy of Mr. UpintheValley.