Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Another bike guy arrives to "help" SF


Another young bike zealot has parachuted into SF to show us how to improve our city by screwing up our traffic. This kid came all the way from Florida to share his wisdom with us.

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At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How DARE he! I'm sick of people caring about where and how they live. Typical elitist...

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

Well, yeah, he does look like a typical young elitist sent by central casting. Funny how all these young twits want to move to groovy SF but then immediately set about "improving" our city.

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how the other young twits want to move to groovy SF and preserve everything about it, including some of its most glaring flaws.

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bastard probably went to college and has indoor plumbing -- so typically elitist.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

This is the conceit you bike nuts have, that you are oh-so sophistated and up-to-date on the latest trend/fad. This guy blows in from Florida, but why doesn't he stay home and straighten out the Sunshine State? Because he's a young twit who wants to be cool in the cool city by the bay with all the other young twits. Without spending a minute in SF, he already knows what we need to do to our traffic---more bike lanes! Oh, we are so grateful!

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger murphstahoe said...

why don't you go home and straighten out Anderson Valley?

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Michael Baehr said...

Rob, aren't you from, like, Boonville?

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger Rob Anderson said...

I grew up right here in the Bay Area, Murph, not Anderson Valley. I came to SF in 1961 as a 19-year-old twit from Marin County, and I found it quite perfect. Later on, on closer examination, I could see that the city had some flaws---a serious racial problem---Willie Mays had trouble finding a house to buy---and it kept busting Lenny Bruce and harassing gay bars. But these flaws only came into focus after I lived in the city for several years.

 
At 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW DARE HIM!

Who does he think he is choosing to live somewhere he likes without first getting approval from Taliban Rob?

 
At 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marc is a good guy, and a couple orders of magnitude more relevant than you are, Rob.

 
At 8:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another case of, "Darling, I Love You! I Love You! I Love You, Forever!!"

After he's had his way, once he zips up, after he's smoked his cigarette, then it's time for, "This Is All You Need to Change to Fix Yourself."

Typical SFBike brat. Know what's best for everybody. Just ask 'em!

 

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